Latest Bin Laden Video Condemns 'Disaster Movie' as "…just one more reason why we hate you guys."

Osama Bin Laden, accused of being behind a number of atrocities, including the 1998 bombing of two US embassies in East Africa and the attacks on New York and Washington on 11 September 2001, released a video today condemning Jason Friedberg's Disaster Movie.

"This was the worst movie I've ever seen, so bad that I hesitate to label it a "movie" and thus reflect shame upon the entire medium of film," said Bin Laden in a video that US officials say they believe was shot in Pakistan . "The Infidel will surely pay for this insult."

Also appearing in the video was Saif al-Adel, Bin Laden's security chief.

"I went to a 5:30 p.m. screening. After previews, the movie began some time between 5:44 and 5:47. The closing credits started at 6:47," al-Adel said. "I mean seriously, $10.23 for an hour-long movie? What a freakin rip-off."

The extremist anger comes in large part from fact that the promises of quality, Coen Brothers-style films – made loudly by Western powers at the time of the war against the Taliban regime - are still no more than a pipe dream.

"Disaster Movie is a prime example that capitalism fails to solve any fundamental problems facing the people of the neo-colonial world," said Taliban spokesman Ahmed Shah Masud.

American movies in Afghanistan have been accused of bringing only destruction, poverty and guys getting kicked in the balls using CGI graphics to the war-torn nation.

"Normally, only the Evil Jew can get me this riled up," said Abu Hamza al-Muhajir, successor to Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, the militant leader of al-Qaeda. "But this movie was so unbelievably insulting to my intelligence…Allah Be His Name Praised Be He I am so pissed off!"

In a statement released by the White House, President Bush noted that Disaster Movie not only represented "freedom," but that it was a personal favorite in the Bush household. Bush also mentioned that the scene where "Iron Man got kicked in the balls," was "hilarious."

Bin Laden ended the video by asking:

"When will The West stop making these disgraceful movies? When will the lame teens and pre-teens wake up and stop paying to see this crap so they stop making a profit? Anyone could "write" a movie like these guys do. Just watch recent movies, make fun of something by over exaggerating, throw in some fart and boob jokes and there you have it."