In a new report out today, the U.S. Census Bureau projects the nation will become much more diverse by mid-century, with minorities forecast to become the majority population by 2042.
Experts said the emerging demographic shift will have social, economic and political implications, such as:
-National anthem changed to “Dame Mas Gasolina”
-People will start using the expression “Why that’s as American as baseball and orange chicken.”
-Banana Republic mannequins have on baggy sweat pants and the Reebok’s with the straps
-CNN will debate on whether presidential candidate is “Indian” enough to win
-McDonalds to change motto from “Bad da bap ba ba, I’m lovin’ it” to “Bad da bap ba ba, きゃぽだがじゃ”
-Secretary of State? T-Pain.
-Norbit 2: The Thunder Down Underpants wins 4 academy awards including best picture
-Coors Light declares a fatwa against warm beer
-The 453 white people left in the U.S. will continue calling everyone else “minorities”
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3 comments:
T-Pain = Secretary of Hate
have you seen idiocracy?
...if this gets more popular, I'd start wearing a bullet-proof set of long-johns if I were you. - Off the record though... Good stuff!
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