Looking for a way to inform everyone in your general vicinity that you are a complete and unadulterated ass-clown? Then why not go out and purchase yourself an econo-size can of Axe Body Spray? Not only will this product send a clear and direct message to every female in your zip code that you are about as charming as a nursing home fire, but it will also let them know how little taste in fragrance you think they have.
Because, lets be serious here, it is nothing more than a well known fact that no substance on earth gets a girl’s vagina wetter than a $3 bottle of spray-on deodorant. Yes, that aerosol blend of cat pee and ground up Maroon-5 albums lets every girl in the bar know that you are a true renaissance man.
“Oh yeah,” your girlfriend moaned seductively. “There’s nothing hotter than a man who, when buying cologne, can put down a $5 bill and have enough left over to pick up the latest copy of Maxim.”
So if you feel compelled to all at once insult a woman’s taste in both smell and men, please, by all means go to town on yourself with that liquid-frat-boy aptly named Axe Body Spray.
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