The Button Fly....Why?

So I have recently bought a couple new pairs of jeans, turns out carpenter jeans are no longer cool, and these jeans have a new aspect that I was not quite used to. Not only is there no place to put my much needed hammer, instead of the good old fashioned zipper fly, the type of fly I have come to know and love, I was stymied when I discovered the dreaded button fly. Now I thought the whole purpose of the fly was so that I did not have to unbutton my jeans, but simply unzip and rock and roll. Now, not only do I have to unbutton my pants, but I have to unbutton 4 other buttons. For the love of god, why is peeing becoming such a task? Then I have the pleasure of having to re-button these bad boys which happen to be in the most awkward buttoning place ever. I'm not saying I don't get it style wise. Sure, I guess it looks cool? Can we not just have fake buttons with a zipper under it? Im just saying. Help me out here Levis.

Weight Watchers

Do you ever notice anytime someone you know goes on weight watchers it ends up with you just watching them gain weight? Hmmm, I think they need to work on this whole food point system theory.

Bathroom Attendants...Go away!

First, I just want to say sorry for the long delay on the posts (scott). We will make sure to update regularly. Enjoy the post.

There are very few jobs in this world that I look down upon or really just annoy me. If you are out working, good for you. Make that money. Though for some reason, there is no job that seems more pointless and/or annoying to me than the dreaded bathroom attendant. It is like you are peeing with the constant knowledge that there is a homeless guy behind you begging for change. You know what buddy, I can turn on the sink myself and you know what, I don't need any extra cologne at this point in time. Maybe at a 5-Star restaurant. Then I get it. Do we really need some guy in a nice suite at the Spread Bar bathroom? I will be peeing at least 15 times throughout the night. At what point do I just stop washing my hands all together? I mean if it is an automatic flush I think we are all good. If I need to wash my hands after that, I should be washing my penis. I think we all need to come together and nix this position. It is way too much pressure and overall ruins my 16 seconds of bathroom bliss. I pee fast.