Bathroom Attendants...Go away!

First, I just want to say sorry for the long delay on the posts (scott). We will make sure to update regularly. Enjoy the post.

There are very few jobs in this world that I look down upon or really just annoy me. If you are out working, good for you. Make that money. Though for some reason, there is no job that seems more pointless and/or annoying to me than the dreaded bathroom attendant. It is like you are peeing with the constant knowledge that there is a homeless guy behind you begging for change. You know what buddy, I can turn on the sink myself and you know what, I don't need any extra cologne at this point in time. Maybe at a 5-Star restaurant. Then I get it. Do we really need some guy in a nice suite at the Spread Bar bathroom? I will be peeing at least 15 times throughout the night. At what point do I just stop washing my hands all together? I mean if it is an automatic flush I think we are all good. If I need to wash my hands after that, I should be washing my penis. I think we all need to come together and nix this position. It is way too much pressure and overall ruins my 16 seconds of bathroom bliss. I pee fast.