Seattle, WA -- According to eyewitness reports, area girlfriend Alicia Stevens, regularly confuses telling a good story with accurately describing events that have occurred in the past."Every time I try to tell a story she always corrects every detail until nobody gives a shit what happened and I just have to move on to asking people about their stupid jobs," said Adam Titlebaum, Stevens' boyfriend of three years.
Historically, humorous stories are typically embellished by the teller to invoke interest in the listeners.
Titlebaum's roomate Wyatt Tillman, noted that Titlebaum was corrected several times while attempting to entertain mutual friends at Seastar Bar and Grill. Corrections to Titlebaum's stories ranged from "that homeless guy wasn't naked, he was wearing jeans and you could only see his butt crack," to "actually you just put your head down, said you were sorry and walked away," to "you told me the other night that you don't even really like beer!"
The couples' friends have increasingly noticed Titlebaum's withdrawel during social situations. "I wish she would just shut the fuck up and let the man tell a goddamn story," Tillman said during an interview.
"I don't understand why Adam has to lie just to make a story funny," Stevens said about her frusterated boyfriend. "Maybe he should just get some better stories if it bothers him so much."
Stevens then went on to talk about her interview that day while everyone at the table played with their cell phones.
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