New Marijuana Bill

Rep. Barney Frank introduced a House bill Wednesday that would end federal penalties for Americans carrying fewer than 100 grams, or about a quarter-pound, of marijuana.

Lets go to our man on the street with comments from the general public:

“This measure will only inflame my crippling addiction to masturbating.” Jim Johansen, Firefighter


“As a Christian, I must say that this bill will make the 700 Club not only more enjoyable, but actually make Pat Robertson’s statements seem almost plausible.” Friedrich Von Meisner, CFA


“Unleashing a non-addictive, mild hallucinogen right here in America? But what about the children? For God’s sake, someone think of the children!” Susie Orlofsky, Homemaker


“That’s weird, cause' up until this point the only thing I thought Barney Frank smoked was pole.” Michael Yu, Student